GjenopprettetMedlem
"Gnisten":
Professor Jay's Rules for Funny Writers
16. Don't use no double negatives.
I ain't said nothing yet!
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I'll treasure this one:
[i]19.
Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.[/i]
What a gem! Like a diamond among pebbles!
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To Whichwitch: It's alive! Nice network as well.
GjenopprettetMedlem
"Gnisten":
31. Even IF a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
Here we are in deep waters, in danger of throwing out the baby with the bath!
GjenopprettetMedlem
I would just drink that water
and myself be the babe
of the bath.
GjenopprettetMedlem
Alive & kicking!
Very nice network indeed - The Wonder Zone....
Welcome!
Hexedoktor'n
GjenopprettetMedlem
"Sonja":
"Gnisten":
31. Even IF a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
Here we are in deep waters, in danger of throwing out the baby with the bath!
Ja, vi er ute på viddene, så nå gjelder det å ro seg i land igjen!
GjenopprettetMedlem
good advices for not so funny writers:
1. Summon all the pain you can find and write about it.
2. Do not hide your pain in a poetic arrangement ,be blasphemous and a brute thereof,use strong vocabulary.Fuck!
3. write about the rain,how dull it feels to be soaked and freezing on a summers day.
4. cry alot,and if funny people tries to impose their funnyness upon thee: Shun them,excommunicate them!
5. laugh alot too,but be psycotic in the execution thereof. Be real!
6. Tell the world how you really feel down there in the shit,describe in neat details,the smell vaporising therefrom.
7. I know,you think im being destructive here,but im the one giving advice,so shut up,will you?
8. And remember: A really good writer is always in severe pain,but you cant tell,because he is confusing you with enlivening stories.
9. there was another advice,but i guess it doesnt matter now,the pain of writing this is all too obvious.
10 here it is: NEVER be funny,or try to be funny,your funnyness will be recieved as pure madness in the crackmind readers perception
Only by accident may you express what is termed as funney by the funnyminded cracksmoking reader out there with an uzi.
11. If you do not feel funny,dont tell jokes,they will be recieved as an omen of your mental degradation.
12. If you do feel funny on the other hand,shake it a few times,most probably a nervous desease coming on. it happens!
13. the lust of result should be dissolved in the joy of creation (inspired by Mr.Crowley,a not so funny writer)
14. And if you are lost for words,remember the pain,make your suffering become the driving force of creation!
15. Write and be proud of your words,they are pieces of your hampered mind,see them as escaping birds from a electric steel cage.
16. i know the plague is an old hat,but wear it anyway,sympathy always comes from the darkest corners.
17. Again,cry,and find words to describe every tear,go into the complexity of details in your emotional distress,and sort it out!
18 . i just cannot cope with this numerology baloney,so this be my last advice: Be friendly unto dogs,but do keep an eye on the owner!
GjenopprettetMedlem
"teleterkji":
good advices for not so funny writers:
Mykje artig her, kjære Jær-bu!