A woman walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. Besides her sits a man who keeps staring intently at a paper bag infront of him.
After a beer or two the woman musters up the courage to ask what's in the bag?
-I'll show you. Reaching into the bag the man produces a small stool, a small piano and a small man, dressed in a tux. The little man walks over to the piano, flips his tuxflaps and starts playing Rachmaninoff!!
-Incredible!!! exclaims the woman, where did you get that??
-From this, says the man, reaches into the bag again and pulls out a magic lamp.
-Wonderful!! May I try it please!? says the woman, greedily jumping in her seat.
-Sure... sighs the man.
She grabs the lamp and starts rubbing it with closed eyes.
-I WANT A MILLION BUCKS!! she states. First there's silence, then nothing, then a sudden gust of wind when the door swings opens and a duck walks in. Then another, and another, and another! Soon the whole bar is filled with cackling ducks, they reach the ceiling almost.
The woman, appaled, screams to the man -THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS LAMP! I asked for a million BUCKS, not DUCKS!!
The man sighs and nods, saying -Yeah. Tell me about it... do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist!?
Ånden i lampa var tunghørt...
